At the Canadian border on the way to the Vancouver GRUE, our bus stopped for customs. The agent asked the typical questions, including where I was going and why I was going there.
Me: For a conference. Or actually, an unconference.
Agent: An unconference? What is that?
Me: The attendees determine and create all the content.
Agent: What’s it about?
Me: Rope bondage.
Agent: I don’t know what that is.
Agent: Business or personal?
Agent: And what is your business?
Not a blink, not a pause. Sometimes, telling the truth is easy and won’t lead anyone to batting an eye. ROFL!