Well, it’s a rough job, but someone’s got to do it. This Sunday, I gathered my girlfriends (and one brave man) to watch the porn version of Pirates.
Um… yeah, of course we were dressed as pirates; how else would we dress?
Costumes and sets ****
Interestingly enough, I’ve heard that there are PG-rated versions of this porno floating around that leave out the sex and leave in all the dialogue and plot. That may seem counterintuitive for porn, but in truth, there was a plot. I swear, there WAS! For me, the absolute best aspect of this video was the costumes. Me, I’m a costume freak, and the costumes and romantic, candle-laden sets were just beautiful. Plus, I swoon over a man in a poufy shirt, so put a porn star in a poufy shirt on a pirate ship (in this case, Captain Edward Reynolds, pirate hunter), and I pretty much don’t care if the sex is vanilla. A few other comments from my fellow reviewers:
- Serena spanking Jules was lame
- The double penetration with candles got two thumbs up
- Showing condom use got many nods of approval
- Showing a married couple fucking and then kissing intimately was unusual and got a chorus of sweet “awww”‘s from the gang
- The orchestral score was fantastic and really helped to set the dramatic mood
- Excellent lighting, none of that harsh one-light-kit stuff. Soft, romantic and flattering
- Jules should not be allowed to talk. She is only useful when her mouth is stuffed with cock. I think she’s worried her BoTox will leak out if she actually has a facial expression of any kind while speaking.
- In general, the women’s performances were wooden; they couldn’t deliver a line to save their lives.
- However, the men didn’t seem to take their acting so seriously and had fun with their dialogue; as a result, they were entertaining and engaging even if they clearly weren’t experienced with dialogue.
- Some of the girl-on-girl action was quite vigorous and convincing
Overall, if you like a good story with great costumes, set and lighting that will feed your wenchy or poufy-shirted fantasies, this is a great story and beautiful to watch. Just mute it whenever the girls are speaking.
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