PW 273: You’re not as kinky as you think

How kinky are we, really?

What is mainstream and what is sexually deviant? Turns out, there’s no such thing as sexual deviance

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1:00 Introduction and host chat

6:00 Topic: You’re not as kinky as you think

Musings over the findings of a massive internet sex survey made into a book, “A Billion Wicked Thoughts,” by Sai Gaddam. Interesting findings include:

  • Gay and straight men alike favor chests, butts and feet, in that order
  • The top 10 sex searches cover youth, gay, MILFs (go MILFs!), breasts and cheating wives.
  • Men fantasize a lot about group sex.
  • Straight men prefer amateur porn to highly-produced porn (score one for real boobs and brown hair!)
  • Dominance and submission are extremely common searches, not terribly deviant
  • Foot fetishes are common across all cultures
  • “There’s no such thing as sexual deviance.”

17:55 Feedback

David, 60, shares his experiences organizing and running KanPoly, a Kansas-area discussion and social poly group

    19:50 Wrap-up

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    Poly Weekly 265: Lady Porn Day

    Women: what is your relationship with porn?

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    Introduction and host chat

    Intro, under-18 warning and re-direction to http://www.scarleteen.com; friend us on Twitter or Facebook, call 206-202-POLY with comments or discuss your own topics at the forums.

    Topic: Lady Porn Day

    The motivation behind Rabbit White’s fabulous idea, Lady Porn Day

    My first porno

    Cunning Minx’s essay on her very first experience with porn and origins of her bukkake fetish.

    Wrap-up
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    DVD Reviews: Pornomation

    Pornomation from AdamEve.comThis and other DVDs are available at AdamandEve.com. Use coupon code Minx for 50% off just about any item!

    For last weekend’s special Brownies and Porn in Saint Louis, I wanted to try something a bit different. I figured there would be a good quota of sci-fi geeks there, and I was just really curious about XXX sci-fi fantasy porn. What would it be like?

    The Pornomation DVD is split into two sections (swear to god, I seriously typed that “sexions” first!), Animations and Visitations. Animations is a series of roughly five-minute 3D animated clips, and Visitations is a collection of fantasy art set to music (quite artistically, really).

    Comments from Brownies and Porn audience:

    • “She should get 2D8 damage” (said of a real woman sucking an animated cock the size of my entire torso)
    • who knew that one of the benefits of two women fucking a hobbit was that one of them could pick it up and use him to fuck the other woman?
    • Is it enviroporn if the hobbit becomes a tree after orgasm?
    • (for the short “Abduction”) Those five extra tentacles come in really handy for prying her pussy open, don’t they?
    • Even animated, porn stars shouldn’t be allowed to talk
    • (For the short “Passage”) the Valkyrie’s wings come in really handy for cunnilingus–the guy can remain standing, and she can just hover at mouth level! Now THAT’s a useful fantasy!
    • (For the short “The Groupies”) “Those just remind me of the California raisins” (if the California raisins were penises)

    The Stimulations sections provided a huge variety of fantasy sex for all tastes–and I mean all tastes. Yup, some things this little girl never imagined showed up, including rock and tree porn, dinosaurs, self cunnilingus, Gulliver’s travels (yes, tiny women crawling on a giant man), mermaids, fucking the ocean, dolphin porn, a toothy crocodile eating a woman out, satyrs, equine cunnilingus, fantasy interspecies erotica, fairies, minotaurs, harpies, fangs, a skull with a penis tongue and a skeleton strapping on a live cock and fucking an anatomically perfect chick and dual and barbed barbed cocks. Oh, yes, a little something for everyone! I think we’ve found the DVD that makes Minx feel tame!

    Review: Just Popped In

    This week I took a look at Just Popped In, a video all “ready and willing for your creamy filling,” claiming 100% internal pop shots. I’ll admit; I was curious. I’ve got a cum fetish, myself, but we all know that most of us have sex and actually cum internally, right? Plus, I did briefly date someone who enjoyed “cream pie” porn, with the cum leaking out of the girl. The idea was hot, so I took a look. My comments:

    • the production company’s crazy animated sperm is hysterical. “Bad Seed” inseed! It looks evil!
    • First scene: again, porn stars shouldn’t be allowed to talk. They just sound silly. However, seeing the ditzy-sounding blonde choked on cock was nice. And the final pop shot, with a nice bit of
      cum flowing out of her pussy was luscious, especially, with a little of her own squirt for fun.
    • Next was a threesome scene–first just lesbian with the two girls, then the two sucking one very nice cock (again, stop the spitting). I have to say that the low-class British accent on one just made her sound awfully naughty, and the sense of urgency and desperation was more my style.
    • I don’t think anyone else could have pulled off “do you like dirty whores, you man whore?” as well. Truly, the girls in this scene were rather commanding, so I’m amending my “porn stars shouldn’t talk” rule to “BLOND porn starts shouldn’t talk.” They can talk if they’re not blond and call someone a “dirty fucking whore.”
    • This scene skipped the money shot and cut to his cum dripping from one pussy into the other girl’s mouth–plus a little of her squirt for fun. I think this was my favorite money shot. ;-)
    • Next scene went straight to penetration from rear; fetishists will love it. Nice range of positions if you go for that sort of thing, decent final shot leaking out of pussy.
    • Note on next scene (in the kitchen) to men: Calvin Klein boxer briefs are hot.
    • At this point, I just started skipping to the final shots–dripping onto a spoon stuck me as deliciously decadent.

    So hey, I tried something new and enjoyed quite a bit of it. You can, too! Get this and other movies for your Porn & Brownies night at AdamEve.com, 50% off any one item when you use coupon code “Minx.”

    Review: Big Boob Orgy

    First of all, I have to say that the best way to watch porn is with friends. And brownies! Yes, to make product reviewing even more fun, I instituted Porn & Brownie Night and invited a few friends over. I highly encourage you to do the same. You’ll learn a lot about your friends, and who doesn’t love brownies? Let’s do it! Let’s start a Porn & Brownie Movement! All over the country! No, the WORLD!

    Um, OK. Right. The review. Big Boob Orgy.

    Big Boob OrgyThe DVD started out predictably–lame girl-on-girl action with heavily-made-up girls with super-long, French-manicured acrylics going at each other’s clits like they were drilling for oil. PSA: if you ever rub my clit that hard, you’ll get kicked in the head.

    However, I did enjoy the very enthusiastic blow job scene by the pool–she didn’t have the traditional chorus of fake moans and genuinely seemed to be into it, which is a much bigger turn-on for me. This was followed by a two-girl blow job scene in the hall, which started out rather staged, but then sucked me in. How? The guy started grabbing the girls’ heads and forcing them on, including forcing them to deep throat. Yummy! A little bit of coercion goes a long way!

    Commentary from that evening:
    J (a 25-year-old man): “So, do women really like that?”
    Minx: “Yes!”
    Boobs McGee: “No!”

    :-) Your mileage may vary. I’m just sayin’ the Minx likes to see a little manly force used every now and then.

    Note to all porn producers: STOP THE SPITTING! What, is it really that unsexy to just reach for some lube? If it were spitting for humiliation, sure, maybe. But to lubricate because you’re too lazy to reach for some lube? Yuck. Stop the spitting.

    Finally, the majority of the DVD was a big, honkin’ orgy scene with pairs, triads, quads all going at each other every which way. Nice because it was so obviously unscripted–the camera guy kept dropping the boom into the scene as he tried to squeeze his way around the sea of naked, moaning, writhing bodies. Human chains, a guy doing two luscious asses, even some acrobatics from the more flexible gals. Boobs McGee says, “I could masturbate to that scene.” And there’s a lot of it–it seems to go on forever!

    BTW, my favorite, play-it-over-and-over cum shot of the DVD: Chapter 21. Bookmark it. Save it. Make it into a Christmas card.

    My only complaint is that for a DVD entitled “Big Boob Orgy,” there wasn’t any special attention paid to the boobs, and they weren’t any bigger or smaller than on any other porno. Meh. Ah, well.

    Get this and other movies for your Porn & Brownies night at AdamEve.com, 50% off any one item when you use coupon code “Minx.”

    Pirate porn review

    Well, it’s a rough job, but someone’s got to do it. This Sunday, I gathered my girlfriends (and one brave man) to watch the porn version of Pirates.

    Pirates porn

    Um… yeah, of course we were dressed as pirates; how else would we dress?

    Overall rating:
    Costumes and sets ****
    Acting *
    Sex **
    Soundtrack ****

    Interestingly enough, I’ve heard that there are PG-rated versions of this porno floating around that leave out the sex and leave in all the dialogue and plot. That may seem counterintuitive for porn, but in truth, there was a plot. I swear, there WAS! For me, the absolute best aspect of this video was the costumes. Me, I’m a costume freak, and the costumes and romantic, candle-laden sets were just beautiful. Plus, I swoon over a man in a poufy shirt, so put a porn star in a poufy shirt on a pirate ship (in this case, Captain Edward Reynolds, pirate hunter), and I pretty much don’t care if the sex is vanilla. A few other comments from my fellow reviewers:

    • Serena spanking Jules was lame
    • The double penetration with candles got two thumbs up
    • Showing condom use got many nods of approval
    • Showing a married couple fucking and then kissing intimately was unusual and got a chorus of sweet “awww”‘s from the gang
    • The orchestral score was fantastic and really helped to set the dramatic mood
    • Excellent lighting, none of that harsh one-light-kit stuff. Soft, romantic and flattering
    • Jules should not be allowed to talk. She is only useful when her mouth is stuffed with cock. I think she’s worried her BoTox will leak out if she actually has a facial expression of any kind while speaking.
    • In general, the women’s performances were wooden; they couldn’t deliver a line to save their lives.
    • However, the men didn’t seem to take their acting so seriously and had fun with their dialogue; as a result, they were entertaining and engaging even if they clearly weren’t experienced with dialogue.
    • Some of the girl-on-girl action was quite vigorous and convincing

    Overall, if you like a good story with great costumes, set and lighting that will feed your wenchy or poufy-shirted fantasies, this is a great story and beautiful to watch. Just mute it whenever the girls are speaking.

    To order your copy, go to AdamEve.com and use checkout code “Minx” for 50% off!

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